Rolf Buchholz, a 55-y.o. master of information technology from Germany, is definitely a piercing addict! He literally took piercings to a whole new level. It looks like this dude hasn’t passed without notice any prominent parts of his face – we can see multiple ear, nose, lips and eyebrows piercings. And you can’t say he won’t have his cheeks pierced soon, can you? Seriously now, how can one kiss this guy? By the way, a heavily pierced (also tattooed and with horns implants on his forehead) man was once refused to enter Dubai without any proper reason. Buchholz wrote the airport workers explained to him officials were concerned a German could be a practitioner of black magic. Well, we are sure it takes Rolf a frustratingly long time to pass through every airport metal detector, but looks like UAE is in the middle of a national black magic crisis. Leastways we can say Rolf has a look that’s all his own… because it’s too hard to compete with one who got a title of The Most Pierced Man in the World.
Sneak Peek: Teeth Beneath
While eyes are the windows to the soul, one’s lips can be a window too. To make lip piercing even more striking, some people stick a pyrux plug in the hole instead of a ring or stud. So, we can have a clear view of the dude’s teeth while he doesn’t even need to smile or open his mouth for it. But this guy has some extra things to worry about all the time - small food particles stuck between his teeth might totally spoil the whole look. Besides you’ll always know when it’s high time for a whitening treatment. We don’t be overly dramatic about this kind of piercing – just imagine how much fun this dude is going to have entertaining the little kids at the wedding he’s invited to blowing soap bubble through his lip hole! This rounded area can also be a perfect thing to open a bottle of beer. But the real question is, how does he eat? We believe he has to re-train his lip to move differently while chewing. Sound like a royal pain!
Ok, this one doesn’t look that scary or disgusting. Though one couldn't agree more that it’s weird enough to pierce the nape of the neck, which is better be gently massaged. But let’s be serious. The cervical area is dense with nerve endings and predictably, problems with the vertebral column could develop. There’re so many other areas to pierce – so, for health's sake, choose something else! Hmm… and what if a necklace was to catch on one of those studs? It will definitely hurt. The neck as well as the chest, hip, hands and wrists are usually prone to jewelry getting snagged and bumped, clothing getting caught and on the whole being placed in high movement areas that encourage migration. So, for the sake of the people, who are behind her in line, this young lady should put her hair behind her shoulders. This thing is nothing to show off with us. She’ better be enveloped in a shawl all the time.
When Your Old Wedding Ring was New
That’s what we call a true commitment! When this dona and her fiancé pronounced “I do,” was the piercing master nearby to help the happy bridegroom slip such “ring” on? At least now the guy is sure his beloved can’t without difficulty leave her ring at home to go out with the girls pretending to be single and available. Unless she’s ready to cut her skin…. Hopefully this lady always remembers that if someone tugs this ring too hard, her skin will rip from the bone. And does this woman have to remove the ring when she needs to clean her house up or play with a pet? And we wonder if her spouse has a similar ring or not? Shouldn’t the other half do so too to prove his love in such an unimaginable way? He probably should but we really doubt any man is ready to pierce his ring-finger of his own free will.
No, this piercing won’t help you get rid of chronic daily headache or to avoid first wrinkles. This also won’t increase your brain activity. And this guy probably doesn’t think much of reaching to the ajna chakra, the third eye. Then why people do this? Not only does this questionable metal things look really painful, but quite silly as well. This dude thinks his piercing makes him looks awesome, but hardly anyone else will want to confirm he nailed this look. It’s easy to assume this guy experiences pain or at least discomfort when he tries to put on his turtle neck or sweater. Hopefully this man remembers to sleep just on his back so the decorations don’t poke any deeper into his skull. And look, it’s better to prepare some antibiotics when something goes wrong with these “nails”: an infection so close to the brain and eyes could be really dangerous. Anyway, we really doubt that health and hygiene is this dude’s number 1 concern.
Lobe and Behold!
The proper earlobe stretching journey can take weeks and months. We just hope this guy hasn’t done that in one day – otherwise he could probably handle child birth. But hey, even Dumbo agrees that the size of this dude’s ear is insane! In comparison with nose or even neck piercing, this hula hoop variant can never look tasteful or elegant. But the other thing is how your skin looks like without a disc. Obviously, all that loose hanging skin must look a bit disgusting. We know African tribes which also practice this kind of body modification don’t care much about it, but we definitely do. Anyway with an earlobe hole of this siz, it must be exciting to check what can fit through it. A bottle of beer? A hockey puck? Brass knuckles? Lord knows this man has passed all sorts of odds and ends through his lobe. Soon they will reach his shoulders and probably the boy can pass his knapsack straps through them.
A Nightmare on Navel Street
The navel piercing probably looks quite cute when a girl has still-flat belly. When it comes to excess fat around the waist, then all is lost. Though the real nightmare is a piercing scar. That looks so gross and permanently poor, like a scar from a gunshot wound. We try not to think of what happens when girls get pregnant and naval piercing is stretched to hell and back thanks to a growing baby bump. Maybe this girl or guy didn’t take the proper care of their piercing, and so it got infected. Or their trousers and jeans were worn too tightly, causing friction the navek and making the ring zone get irritated. Whatever the reason for this mishap, surely it was not this one’s great wish to have an ugly dark mark above their navel for the rest of the live. We don’t want to see a piercing graveside. So once you took your belly button ring out, think carefully of buying a one piece bathing suit.
Oh My Nose!
Well, this jewelry (let us say so) can be really useful if this pretty lady wants people to stay far from her “personal zone”, as anyone who approaches closer will get stabbed. Maybe her dad or boyfriend insisted on putting those strange thing into her nose to protect their darling from other fancy guys’ attention at work or outside. On the positive side, she will always a place to hang her purse when she’s at the club. This strange ring is also perfect for holding donuts or a stack of onion rings when hands are awful busy. This jewelry looks heavy and big, so that she can’t breathe or smell anything properly. We also wonder what happens when she needs to sneeze or blow her nose? That is not going to look attractive at all. Hopefully it’s all worth it, no? But winter must be a drag when the temps drop and her nose ring starts to turn cold. Hopefully this girl removes that huge tusk before she gets caught on something.
Ok, this is gross. This guy is lucky that his bad piercing story happened right above his eye so he doesn’t have to stare at it all the time if he prefers avoiding all possible mirrors around. But just think of all his friends, co-workers and relatives who have to look at this unpleasant facial situation, holding in vomit just in order to talk to this pal privately. We are happy he was smart enough to get rid of the eyebrow ring so it didn’t wind up becoming lodged within his flesh. Now it’s time to stop posting pictures of himself online, go to the shop and buy a pair of sunglasses to hide this tremendous boil. Oh, wait, did he post that to prevent all others from repeating his mistakes? Then good job, man! Surely this abscess will heal, but let’s hope this guy is swift enough to refrain from putting the decoration back in. Because if he gets same problems again, he has only himself to blame.
We also discussed that belly button ring may look quite attractive and sexy. But only when girls take a good care of their navel area. Crusty, inflamed, sore bellybutton is really pathetic. And it looks like the person on the photo doesn’t even think of taking the piercing out so this infection can heal. Though some doctors consider the removing of the piercing may lead to the formation of an abscess, and this action can make the hole close up, thus the infection is left inside and more complications can be develop. Anyway it’s better for this girl to go to a doctor if she doesn’t want her navel to become a promising blood and pus mine. A little antibiotic ointment and loose-fitting T-shirts is what this gal needs to heal these disgraceful goings-on, but it seems like she is more interested in taking photos of her body and posting them on the social nets. Then that situation is only going to get worse.
Most Atrocious Corset
Many want to have Dita Von Teese’s thin waist, and a good corcet seems to be the fastest and most effective way to get it. But this gal invented a fresh approach to the beauty standards. She’s a corset lover looking for a lasting style fix. One can’t but totally agree that this looks at least interesting and intriguing, but one tugs that ribbon too hard and this gal will cry out at the pain. And just imagine getting her shirt stuck on it and yanking it…ouch! The other questions are as follow: wouldn't that hurt her back if she slept on it? Is she just going to go out topless so people can see these or this is a Valentine's Day gift to her beloved one? Then she must have solid trust in whoever laces her up daily, because they could just goof it up or trick her by weaving in a pair of shoelaces instead of her beautiful satin ribbon. Well, as long as it makes her happy…
Extreme Ear Elevation
What a sad story! Inflammation to the maximum is what happened to this person’s upper ear area. Looking at this photo one almost feels a phantom ache: the sheer agony this man or woman must feel is likely at a 10 on the pain scale. Upper ear piercings (or cartilage piercing) are very popular these days, and it takes some time to heal - here's where the difference between cartilage and earlobe comes into play. Though, the reaction like this is not common. We could just imagine how badly this person wish to squeeze out the puss while the proper thing to do is just let it do its own thing and just put on the antibacterial soap. Or take antibiotics so the soreness and swelling subsides. You’re never too old for multiple ear piercings but it’s quite obvious that this person cannot sleep on that side of their head, wear a tight hat or hold a phone close to the ear now. Luckily it seems the earring was removed before it embedded into the flesh which would end up badly.
Breathe In Union
Why have two separate nostrils when you can breathe with much easier with one huge one? Ok, nice try! Now this dude will have to spend less time on nose-picking, and in these days of rapid change, time is precious. If you want to be as lucky as this pal on the photo, just get a big septum ring and make sure it’s heavy enough to rip your nose right off your face. Joking apart, the sheer horror this fella must have felt when he understood his nostrils were no longer a twosome must have been thrilling. Though the blood flow must have been even scarier. Dude, we are so sorry you had to go through that, honestly! Hopefully an experienced plastic surgeon can sew poor Chucky back up again and the only thing reminding him of his bad life choice would be a small scar. Until then, this man ought to grow out a thick mustache to cover the piercing failure or to wear a face mask even if it may make him look like a douche.
We all know what hardcore means. And it is definitely not those pale pink jewels on this girl’s cheeks. But we appreciate the fact she tried to keep balance between her chest’s statement and softer side. It looks like she still listens to her mom’s advice to be more feminine: the bright pink eyeshadows certainly adds to this “feminine” look. Taking food may be a challenge, but perhaps the piercings help the girl with the chewing process. She is not smiling on this picture, but that does not necessarily mean she’s not glad with her look. Perhaps she just can’t move her cheek due to all the metal tings stuck into it. We hope this young girl will grow out of the “hardcore” phase, get her tattoo and piercing removed and go natural sometime soon. This happened to so many of us though not everyone went so far in body modification or something like that. Ask any senior guy.
This is probably the worst tribal piercing on a white man. That nose ring must weigh a good half a pound, and his septum must be thick as wood – we all are jealous. The dagger coming through his nose adds some good vibes: this dude could definitely become an African tribe's leader, a man of many scars and great renown. But how does he bite his sandwich? Does he have to break a piece of bread and then put it into his mouth with his hand every time? Based on what we see of the picture, it’s not as though the dude is starving, which means he owns his methods. Or he only wears this on special occasions and for the rest of the time he’s an exemplary domestic character, a banker, teacher or even a mayor of this city. Meanwhile with all that is going on in the front, one may miss his decorated eyebrow and a number of ear piercings. We still have some questions about the way he sleeps (hopefully he’s bright enough to sleep on his back).